As we will know what sex the child is, we will doubtlessly argue endlessly (perhaps that's no surprise to some) about names. Front runners for a boy are Freddie (Saz) and Leeloo for a girl (Saz again). I hope to bring some balance to this dreadful situation as soon as I can think of something better.

Any suggestions, please leave them here, this is an interactive chapter and can accept external input.

Keep watching as this situation literally develops...

The scan above is of an unknown baby and is for decoration only. It is a 3-D scan, emerging technology that is available, as always, at a price...